Kymmie
Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 0
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:54 am Post subject: Jokes and Riddles |
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Rules
1.Jokes/Riddles should not contain profanity, because we do have younger members on the forums.(This is the most important one)
2.Jokes/Riddles with racism are allowed, but keep in mind everybody would not enjoy them.
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One day, a blonde went to the local store and said to a man 'How much for that TV sir?'
The man replied 'Sorry, we don't sell to blondes'
She came back as a red head and said once again, 'How much for that TV?'
As usual, the man would reply 'Sorry, we don't sell to blondes'
She came back as a brunette and said 'How much for that TV?'
Once AGAIN, the man said 'Sorry, we won't sell to blondes'
Frustrated, the blonde came back and said to the man 'How did you know I was blonde?!?!?!'
The man replied 'Because it's not a TV, it's a microwave!!!
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Lol, Now you guys! |
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